Glenys' Rome & Beyond

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Visible Bra Straps and other Italian Fashion Faux Pas

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Italians may be surrounded by exceptional fashion, but not all Italians have learned to be fashionable.

Italy is one of the fashion capitals of the world and a mere stroll through Milan or Rome’s Historic Centre will prove it. Impeccably-dressed Italian men and cosmopolitan-chic Italian women pepper the sidewalks in full-on strut, completely aware of the multitude of eyes in their pursuit.  The others, those who observe, who attempt to imitate, those who fill in the gaps, however, are not always up to par.

When Italian Fashion Falters…

The biggest eyesore in my opinion is also extremely common in Italy; visible bra straps. Ages ago, Madonna showed off her lace brassiere. In recent years, D&G launched a line of dresses with visible bra straps sewn in. Designers are always inventing something new. Sometimes, it is just a gimmick and not to be taken seriously. A blush-pink D&G gown with its visible black lace bra straps is in another league from the girl on the street in an orange tube-top and old white bra straps sticking out.

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However, if the gown was not designed to have a visible bra, adding one will ruin the effect. Simona Ventura, one of Italy’s top TV hosts, graced the stage of the week-long San Remo Music Festival showing off her collection of bras.

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The lingerie industry has taken enormous strides since the 50s and there are bras available that will hide under any style of dress.

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The other recurring bra scenario is when the bra is noticable due to its color. Do you know what color your bra should be if you wear white or a sheer top? A white bra will be seen, regardless of your skin tone. The best shade to choose is a nude bra. Nude meaning the shade of your skin tone. If you are quite fair, it should be closer to beige. If you are a rich dark complexion, your bra should be closer to the shade of rich dark chocolate. There are many shades of nude seamless bras available for every hue. Mine are caramel. One small step into a local lingerie shop would equal a giant leap for the fashionably-challenged.

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Excessive Branding

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Tourists have dressed badly ever since the term was coined. It is useless to persist on changing the image. Italy, however, has to maintain their example as one of the leaders in fashion. As I wander the city centre, I notice giant labels all over everyone; D&G might just be the biggest culprit. If you have a giant label on your jeans, purse, belt, sunglasses, scarf or T-shirt, I can accept it. If it is on a cocktail dress, evening gown, suit, blazer, swim wear or winter coat, it is going a bit overboard. You must stop and ask yourself, “Can I pull off this look?”.

I used to joke with my boyfriend whenever he would wear his D&G denim jacket with the giant foot-long label on the back.

“Where did you get that jacket again? I keep forgetting.”

“It’s vintage! They don’t make these anymore”

I continued to hide it in the back of the closet. He has since replaced it with a Versace one showing no obvious labels.

If the shoe fits…


Many women would love to have smaller feet and sometimes will cram their feet into sandals that are too small. Not only will your feet hurt, you may even permanently damage them but having your heel or toes protrude over the edge is a definite fashion don’t. If you are sensitive about the size of your feet, keep your shoe size to yourself and the sales clerk, but at least wear well-fitted shoes. Otherwise, your feet will be the first thing everyone notices, for they are sticking out.

Maturing Gracefully

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As women begin to notice the first signs of aging, panic strikes and some resort to extremes. Middle-age is no longer what it used to be. Women are continuing to look amazing even past their fiftieth year. In order to do so gracefully, however, certain pitfalls must be avoided at all costs or you risk looking like an aging Barbie doll instead. This look is very commonly found in Italy, where bad-plastic surgery thrives.

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The beauty of Italy is that the thirty-something-year-old woman is the ideal as opposed to America’s Lolita nymph preference. Celebrities such as Monica Bellucci, Maria Grazia Cuccinotta and Elisabetta Canalis are some of Italy’s top beauties regardless of their age.

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The battle in trying to maintain this ideal is often lost, however, when cheek implants, lip injections, Botox, hair extensions, false eyelashes and breast enhancements meet stiletto heels, piled-on make-up, plunging necklines and micro miniskirts or peek-a-boo gowns. This is the road that Italian pseudo-celebrities such as Valeria Marini, Pamela Prati,  Alba Parietti,and that odd-looking Lecciso woman.have taken.

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Maintaining your beauty as you grow older will make you feel ageless but overdoing it will make you look like a man in drag. It may be obvious that multitudes of celebrities have had surgery, but maintaining your beauty should not completely alter your face.

Men with Overly-plucked Eyebrows

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Milan witnessed the birth of the metrosexual and since then he has appeared in every cosmopolitan city around the world. Women adore a well-dressed man who smells wonderful and is impeccably groomed but continues to be a man. Italian men know how to keep this balance from faltering. They are real men, sometimes too real and misogynistic and other times the perfect masculine gentleman.

This fine line is easily crossed, especially by what Italians call ‘i cafoni’, the crude. One might expect a boorish man to be Neanderthal-esque, but it is not so in Italy. Here, they take on an excessively gelled, overly-plucked and somewhat smarmy personas; Italian soccer/football players being the prime examples.

Crack Kills!

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This has been my boyfriend’s favorite line ever since I told him what it meant. Now whenever he spots someone’s crack peeking out from their pants, he yells, “Crack kills!”, and we both laugh. This can easily be avoided by testing out your jeans before you leave the house. Squat down and feel how far they go. If they go low, wear a belt, otherwise, do not squat down in public. Sit with your back to the wall. Put a jacket over the back of your chair. No one wants to see your crack, so keep it to yourself.

Dressing for Business

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This is perhaps the one area where Italian women either hit or completely miss with no grey area and where Italian men usually remain safe. 80% of Italians in the office will be dressed for success on a daily basis. Men are well aware of whether they can get away without wearing a tie or not. Although women will normally wear a pantsuit in winter, they will wear more feminine attire in the warmer months.

The other 20% must be single and desperately seeking a husband, for they arrive at work inappropriately dressed. The following are inappropriate to wear at the office:

  • Excessive jewelry: dozens of bangle bracelets, long clanging necklaces, chandelier earings, ankle bracelets. Wearing all of these at once so that you are heard before you are seen is a definite DON’T.
  • Super-tight jeans: Some offices are more casual than others but if you look like you are dressed to go on a date rather than work, you might get lucky tonight but it will not lead to success in the workforce.
  • Cleavage: Sometimes it is difficult to keep the girls under control. Especially since they tend to swell once a month. If you have your cleavage on display on a permanent basis, you will get lots of attention but it will not be on your work. But then again, maybe that is your goal after all.

If gaining a husband is more important than your career, then the aforementioned faux pas may get you a date. However, they may not see the real you if they are focused on your curves.

Bad Haircuts & Dye-jobs

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While most of the teen girls who hang out on Piazza del Popolo have a strange mullet haircut which anyone in their right mind should skip, I am excusing them; teens should be free to express themselves no matter how ridiculous the look may be. So if you are still in high school and want to go with that strange chicken look or goth it out, go for it while you can still get away with it.

Please refrain from the following horrors if you are an adult:

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  • Mullets: Short, but long; Just pick one. Either cut it all off or grow it all long. Both is not a fashionable option, not that long hair is in either, but it is more acceptable.
  • 70s Hair: Italian men over 50 are always guilty of this one. The 70s are over, please get a haircut.
  • Elvis Hair: Italian men over 60 who have gone grey are the culprits in this case. You are not fooling anyone. The wrinkles, cane and trembling have already announced your age. Black hair dye will only make you look ridiculous. Luckily, the comb over is rarely seen.
  • Metal Head Hair: Yes, everyone knows you used to be in a rock band in high school, but those days are gone. You have photographs of those good old days, right? Someone get me the scissors! Fast!
  • Tails: There are few around but still too many so I must include it. Just cut it off. While 80s fashion has returned, this haircut has not. Although I have excused the teens who choose to wear their hair as they wish, I do not excuse the children whose parents’ lack of taste has inflicted a bad haircut on their child.

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La Befana

On the Epiphany, Italian children are visited by La Befana, a witch, who fills their stockings with candy or coal. Unfortunately, La Befana makes her appearance at night at the hottest clubs in Rome.

Not everyone was born blessed with the beauty of Sofia Lauren, but dressing to resemble a witch is not the direction you want to go in. If you have long stringy black hair and sharp features, skip the long black jagged-edged skirts. Get a good haircut and dress in a sleek or chic style and the kiddies will stop asking you for candy. Which reminds me…

All white is just not right!

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Few people look good in all white attire. When they do, it is usually white summer linen. I have yet to see a white spandex dress paired with white boots and a white leather jacket look good on anyone, not to mention it gives a slight air of a street-prostitute. All white needs an expert eye in order to pull it off in autumn or winter.

For Divas Only….

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There are always exceptions. Some extreme looks seem to just work for some people. Amy Winehouse is a perfect example of constant fashion faux pas but it is her signature look and without it she would just be boring. While many Italians dress quite well in general, the missing ingredient is usually creativity. Most stick to a classic attire. Many others merely copy the exact outfit they saw on the mannequin in the window or will only wear the three things that are trendy at the moment over and over again. I once mentioned that Italians never compliment others on the street. New York women will stop and compliment you if they like what you are wearing. My friend rejoined, “Well, what would they say? I really like your classic white shirt?”.

Creativity adds a flair to New York City streets and is found more so on the sidewalks of Milan that in Rome. Although it can go horribly wrong, they still get an A+ for effort. If you have a particular look that works for you and only a few of you do, then who cares what anyone says, work it! Lady Gaga’s costumes left everyone gagging at the VMA’s but the girl can sing and that’s what counts. Whitney Houston has yet to find a decent wig. Beyonce’s mommy makes her clothes. Mariah Carey is usually on every worst-dressed list. Britney is just a big ol’ mess. Are you a diva? Are you sure? Whether you are a world-famous superstar or the Diva of your town, you are known for your over-the-top style so enjoy it…I know I will.

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22 Comments»

  brenda wrote @

love it! so true, I often mistake office girls for pro’s…

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

There is this woman that I saw walking into the Ministry of Economy and Finance. She was wearing clashing animal prints, had a plunging neckline, gold bangles galore, stiletto heels and her hair was piled on top of her head, budoir style. I stopped to wonder, “What does she do for a living?”

Thanks for commenting!

  Regina wrote @

Fantastic article Glenys! I love it and will be following your blog!

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Well, you are partly responsible. You had me laughing at some of the things you write about, especially the nun who got the speeding ticket.

  lilly wrote @

the idea that to show undergarments is not good taste harks right back to Victorian english modisty. Of course the upper class established what was in good taste. I think that the deconstruction of these notions are important and people experienting is important otherwise we all look the same.
also why should women pretend they are not wearing a bra? believe it or not breasts flop and sag unless you are a teenager, super skinny or have had silicon implants.
No one should dictate fashion to anyone, everyone should just wear what they want how they feel comfortable wearing it. Italian women know that italian men are looking at them, voyeurism is an important part of our culture so girls believe me it doesn’t matter what you wear!
i really dislike this kind of journalism there is an air of snobbery and superficiality about it. look beyond the surface, look at the cultural reasons why people wear what they wear this would be more interesting

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Hi Lilly,
Thank you for commenting. I appreciate all feedback. I wonder if you have read the entire article. The following excerpt from it should dispel the ‘air of snobbery’. It is at the end, so perhaps you quit before you got to it.

Creativity adds a flair to New York City streets and is found more so on the sidewalks of Milan. Although it can go horribly wrong, they still get an A+ for effort. If you have a particular look that works for you and makes you happy, then who cares what anyone says, work it!

This article was obviously written for entertainment purposes. I do not aim to please everyone but am delighted if I do. When I don’t, I accept the stated opinions, for if you accept the good reviews you must also accept the bad.

We all know about what people wear in our native countries. I’ve noticed a curiosity about what people wear in Italy, one of the fashion capitals of the world. It is more about my opinion based on my experiences rather than journalism. I write it as I see it. That’s why it is called “Glenys’ Rome & Beyond”.

I invite you to read other articles which may be to your pleasing and feel free to comment. I know it will be your honest opinion and honesty is always welcome here…well, unless I’m PMSing that day.

Thanks again,
Glenys

  Maria wrote @

Have you seen girls wearing their bra so high on their back that it almost looks like a necklace? and can be seen over the T-shirt…
It must be so uncomfortable…

I adored NY after a guy told me, passing by on the street, “Hey, I love your T-shirt”. That was really cool!!!

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

I once overheard two Italians comment about my Fendi boots. It was a teenage boy and a young woman who had assumed I wouldn’t understand. He said, “Her boots are beautiful.”
“Yeah, but you can’t tell her that.”, she replied. “Why not?”, he asked. “Well, it’s just not done.”, she said, leaving me completely confused.
Well, I’m from NYC and I bet your T-shirt really rocked! When people on the street compliment me, it makes me smile the whole day. Not because I needed any kind of reassurance but because someone you never knew existed, stopped you just to say something nice. It’s the feeling you get when a child looks up at you and smiles. You enjoy the warmth. Now, pass it on! Let’s start this in Italy. Next time you see someone dressed great or with amazing shoes or wearing gorgeous earings, let’s stop them and tell them!
Thank you for your feedback.

  Io stessa wrote @

Hi, just a quick note on compliments, which seems to me an interesting subject: compliments are more often given or exchanged with people you know (or, for example, work with) as they help build a relationship, therefore it is not felt as necessary to pay compliments to people you do not know. To compliment someone on clothing is something you will do if you have a link to that person, as clothing is such an important part of everyday life and an important element in the whole consideration of an individual by his/her peers. Totally agree with the uglyness of bra straps popping out on or not on -purpose and with the terrible protitute look often sported in business and administration situations. Yet, being italian, while on a holiday in NY, I could not avoid noticing that most of the people dressed quite terribly, but were very at ease with the fact and did not seem to worry at all. and yes, compliments were exchanged between people on their clothes and this was actually very pleasant.
Ciao,
Eleonora

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Hi Eleonora,
There are so many things that I have discovered here, which I had never expected. There are all types of horribly-dressed people everywhere. What I found interesting were those unique to Italy, especially when I noticed a curiosity about what Italians wear. My boyfriend said the same thing about NYC. I told him the reason behind it was that NYC fashionistas do not walk the city streets, they take cabs.

Experiencing different cultures fascinates me and I understand more about Italians every day. I hope it was clear that the people I mentioned are not the majority. In general, I enjoy how Italians put themselves together and the warm personalities that usually accompany them are the best accessory they wear.

Thank you for your feedback.

  Wiffy wrote @

Loved this article. I firmly believe that Italians are the most fashionably dressed people I have ever met in my life! But there are definite no nos in between and you are spot on!

The reason they are called UNDERgarments is because they should be UNDER your clothing! I dislike seeing women with their undergarments clearly visible and often wonder if they don’t have mirrors or someone to stop them from leaving home in that mode.

It’s not about being a prude – IMO it’s simple decency!

The one thing I missed in this article are the short tops and Michelen stomachs! Gosh that’s so common and such a turn off!

Thanks for the laugh!

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Oh yes, the short tops and stomach rolls are a definite no-no. I don’t see it much in Rome, but I have noticed it in the streets of Naples. Sometimes I yearn to walk up to someone and say, “Excuse me, your bra is showing.”, but I know it would be pointless. Thanks for your feedback. I’m glad I succeeded in making you laugh.

  citluvit wrote @

Hi Glenys,

The article is interesting, though in my opinion it does not take into account the many regional differences in Italy, that still can be huge even in the fashion domain.

As a florentine young woman who moved to Rome, I was the first being impressed (well, sometimes shocked) with some “no nos” that you assume to be Italian: the excessive show off of labels, jungle prints, cleaveges and so on so forth. These are phenomena that I was not so much used to find in my city, as well as in many other cities of central/northern Italy.

Just consider that the average you can obtain from your observations in Milan and Rome cannot easily be ‘streched’ to fit the whole of Italy (Milan as well is the capital of the show-off, even if of a different sort).

All in all, bad taste is universal, and it can be only tricky to look for cultural ‘safe havens’. Italy is not, and Italians are free to be not some soert of ‘representatives of Italian fashion and style in the world’!

Better to take things easier then.

Last, this blog:

http://www.malvestite.net/indice/

might be of your interest, as it contains ilarious, somethimes caustic but always self-ironical observations on no-nos that can be found among Italian ‘malvestite? (always keeping in mind that each of us is a malvestita!)

Buona giornata!

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

You do have a point. Although I didn’t specify, I was mostly referring to Rome. Perhaps you can blame it on my NYC mentality. I’ve been raised to think of Manhattan as NYC and Rome has now become Italy. Italian TV doesn’t help. One would think that only Milan and Rome are the only cities here on the penninsula. Luckily, I do travel around Italy a lot, but I mostly notice the scenery rather than the people. So please excuse my generalization. I hope it was entertaining regardless. Thank you for your feedback.

  citluvit wrote @

Dear Glenys,

It will be surely interesting, and entertaining as well, to read your observations on other places in Italy you will visit!

  Mirella wrote @

Hey Glenys,

Great article I was laughing and nodding the whole time. Spot on!

I just don’t get the bra thing, don’t they get that a tube top or backless dress is not supposed to show a bra? I remember watching San Remo with my Italian sister-in-law and commenting on Simona Ventura ruining the look of her beautiful white beaded dress with that eye-sore black bra, but she didn’t seem to get why it bothered me??

Another thing I don’t get is the undies hanging out. You see all these teenage girls with their panties hanging out the tops of their jeans, I guess they think it is sexy but really it is just trashy-yikes!!

Love your writing style and look forward to more posts!!!

(PS I love Italian Fashion, I know I am generalizing but it is in good humor I hope no one is offended.)

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Hi Mirella,
I too love Italian fashion for the most part. I find it is usually very classic and so it always looks chic. I think pants are worn way too often and was happy to see dresses hit the streets more and more in recent months. I love dresses but tend to wear pants a lot since I travel by bicycle. I’m glad you enjoyed this article. It was a lot of fun to write.
Glenys

  Lela wrote @

sh**********t i will never dare to be around you..glamorous lady

hugs

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

Are you kidding? Weren’t those Jimmy Choo shoes you were rocking the day I met you? You are quite fashionable even in a T-shirt! Besides, this article was just for fun.

  illummoms wrote @

Hey.
I the first day here.I craving to presentation to you,new Pic
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what think?

  Paul wrote @

The most bizarrely dressed of women going to work in Italy are primary school teachers. You can spot them easily … Totally over the top skirts and too much leather. Absurd.

  Glenys Vargas wrote @

I agree. I’ve seen some women in offices who would give Snooki (Jersey Shore) a run for the money!


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